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Monday
07Sep2009

Response to EVE Tribune Article: How to Keep a Corp Alive

In the EVE Tribune article, How to Keep a Corp Alive, the author discusses different ways that a CEO can prevent their corporations from collapsing due to member boredom and inactivity. Overall, I thought it was a good article. I would have responded to EVE Tribune directly, but the website lacks any way to comment. Apparently they aren’t interested in our opinions.

Ahem…  Anyway…

In the article, the author talks about activities that corp members can do together to stay interested and active. Some of the ideas listed include exploring, mining ops, and group mission running, all which sound super cool and fun, but the author also included ninja salvaging. Of course that caught my eye.

“A recently popular activity is gangs of ‘ninja salvagers’ that use several members to clean out a mission together.”

This is a recent popular activity? This is the first time that I’ve heard of other people doing it, but if it is true, then that is awesome.

TEARS has been doing group salvage ops for quite a while now – it is one of the things that we are (in)famous for – and I have to say, it’s a lot of fun. To me, there’s nothing more satisfying than watching a fleet of ninjas descend like a purple storm upon a hapless mission runner and his nearly complete Angel mission; stripping the deadspace area clean of salvage and loot, and all in the span of a couple of minutes. Then, as suddenly as they arrived, the ninjas disappear into deep space from whence they came, on a high-speed collision course with the next victim, leaving behind only a baffled mission runner sitting in the vaccum of space. Alone.

Somebody get me a towel.

It really is a lot of fun. I dare you to try it. I’ll warn you though, you may just find your next profession.

Sunday
06Sep2009

LOL Fits #6: WTF?! Seriously. WTF?

I don't even know where to start with this one so I'm not even going to try. Everything about it is wrong, including the ship that killed it.

WARNING: What you are about to witness may shock you. If you have any small children nearby you may want to ask them to leave the room.

LOL Fits #6

Saturday
05Sep2009

Blog Pack Denied  =(

Well, it's official, I've been denied entry into the Blog Pack. Here's the application that I posted:

AnonymousSubmitting my blog for review, CK. It's only a matter of time before all of New Eden is reading it anyway. No fan faction here. No crying about game mechanics, or contributions to the latest set of speculations by fellow bloggers. Only pure, unadulterated Velocity Prime, CEO of EVE's Premiere Ninja Salvaging Corporation.


o7

I mean, come on! The CEO of arguably one of the most notorious alliances in EVE since Goonswarm is offering up their genius....for free!

I can't really say that I'm surprised though. Considering my penchant for hearing myself declare how awesome I am, the reputation of the TEARS alliance, the angst directed at me from hordes of angry carebears, and my refusal to be another blow horn in the giant echo chamber that is most of the EVE blogosphere  - with a few exceptions of course - I guess I shouldn't be too shocked.

Oh well...

My compatriot, Cyberin, blogger extraordinaire and fellow Ninja, has made the cut however. His blog, Hands Off My Loots can be found here. Crongratulations to Cyberin and all the people who made the cut!

Friday
04Sep2009

John West is a Ninja

This ad for John West Salmon sums up the ninja salvager's philosophy quite nicely. I'm willing to bet that there is a ninja salvager heading up the John West Salmon company.

So as salmon.... ahem.... salvage ninjas, we get wardecced quite a bit by angry bears that can't deliver, and who fail to disrupt our regular activities. Our current war target is no exception. This second ad pretty much says it all.

Thursday
03Sep2009

I Has Bounty!

I'm so proud. After months of being bountiless, I finally have one again. This time around the bounty is set for 10 million ISK. Not a bad start if I do say so myself. I'm guessing that it is a gift from a war target, and that it is being used as an incentive to "pop the ninja CEO". Of course it could also be from an anonymous person that has been relieved of their salvage and/or ship.

Anyway, happy hunting fellas. It's good to be back!